Kissakuntmeow

racial:

racial:

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

(via immortal-daydreamers)

trashboat:

trashboat:

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

(via greekgirltogreekgoddess)

moonbuckets:

a BeTtEr mOrE poSiTIve THuMbErler

right, @staff ?

stingywithmycootiecat:

letmefeelmyoats:

UNMUTE THIS

😩😩😂😂😂😂

(Source: thebestoftumbling, via i-knit-and-i-know-things)

theocseason4:

mediumsizedboy:

hakushokuwaisei:

racheldotgov:

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

I think about this post every day

(via immortal-daydreamers)

autistic-sowachowski:

unrelatableuserboxes:

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

(Source: liepard, via atrophyofc)

utwo:

Charming Home

Walloon Region, Belgium

© Jean-Luc Laloux

(via gentilityinsensuality)

but-then-there-was-me:

never-new:

spellingoutmyexistence:

psy-faerie:

silkarth:

unskinny:

Remember that reddit post that was going around several months ago about the dude who wanted an open relationship with his girlfriend because he wanted to date “hotter” women than his fat girlfriend but then when she agreed she was dating tons of hot guys and he couldn’t get a single woman to date him so he wanted to close the relationship because he thought it was unfair?

Sometimes I think about that and it gives me life.  

Here it is. Shit’s glorious.

This is gold

IT IS GOLD

oh my god

Please, if you haven’t read it, go do so! It’s one of those things that gets better every time without fail. And to the girlfriend in that reddit post, I hope she’s doing hella great shit in her life

(via omgsafeword)

Fuck stress, have sex

(Source: cloutganggang, via alexpdf)